Daily Planet fires Steve Lombard for office sex

METROPOLIS - The Daily Planet newspaper fired a male reporter and two female interns for having sex inside Perry White's office during the 'Zod world engine' attacks on June 14th, as photos from office cameras seized by MPD confirm. Warning: images are NSFW.

The Daily Planet has been rocked by a sex scandal involving three of their own.
Editor-in-chief Perry White of The Daily Planet said, "this is not a great day for Metropolis and the Daily Planet to say the least. We are saddened by this, I personally am as Editor-in-chief, we will repair the damage and restore standards of service to the citizens of Metropolis."

The three were fired after an internal investigation revealed they were involved in a wild threesome while everyone was evacuating the building.  Editor-in-chief Perry White added, "they all realize that they were in the wrong and regret the actions that occurred."

According to investigators, daily planet interns Keyanna Kim and Megan Winterbottom both had intense, nekkid, freaky sex with sports reporter Steve Lombard inside the Editor-in-chief's office.  The report also revealed Lombard offered the female interns 'courtside seats to the game' to seal the deal.



Editor-in-chief Perry White said, "These were good employees who did some foolish things and we have  to deal with that, of course there is disappointment among our staff and readers but we will move forward and continue to provide excellent coverage."

Perry White added "Fortunately, at no time were the citizens of Metropolis harmed by the threesome.  Our employees know the standards we are held to, and part of their job is to enforce those standards with their subordinates. They didn't, and now they're gone," said the Editor-in-Chief.

In unrelated news, another Daily Planet intern, Jenny Olsen, was given a seven day suspension without pay for withholding sex from Perry White after he rescued her from the rubble of a fallen building.